you want me to do what, now?

so, as one might assume, we were concerned that mr. face had fallen over a couple times.  we've had some issues with him in the past, medically, so we don't want to really take any chances.  in speaking with the vet this afternoon, we found out that everything looks fine (great?) but that his glucose levels seemed low.  his suggestion?  give bowser... wait for it... some honey, or karo syrup to bring up his sugar levels.  does that pseudo-prescription come complete with a handservant to adminster said uber-sticky substances into the mouth of said dog?  the same dog who is loving and tender and cuddly until you try and force any unapproved object like a toothbrush or a medicine syringe into his mouth at which point he somehow manages to come down instantaneously with lockjaw and starts wiggling away from you like an oiled pig.  let me tell you... I can't wait.  it should be grand.